"Apples Don't Pay The Bills" T-Shirt

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A clever twist on a classic design — this unisex tee features a witty worm, donning glasses, cheekily proclaiming "Apples Don't Pay the Bills" from within a crisp apple. This playful yet pointed message highlights the financial realities faced by educators, blending humor with a serious call to action.

Whether you’re an educator, student, or advocate for fair pay, this shirt combines whimsy, nostalgia, and activism into one bold visual statement that speaks for itself.

🖍️ Comfortable fit and soft fabric

🖍️ 50% of profits go toward the National Education Association

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾